Frog Jokes

From Isaac, age 16, SLC,UT

What is green and sits in the corner?

A naughty frog!

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From Leslie, age 9, Kalamazoo, Michigan USA

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?

A hoppy meal.

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From Haya, age 9, Dubai

What does a frog order with its burger?

A packet of jumbo flies and a diet croak

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From Micaela , age 11, Austin,Texas

What does a frog order at McDonalds?

French flies and a diet croak!

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From Willow and Alex, age 12, Winnipeg, Manitoba

What does a chubby frog princess drink?

Diet croak!

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From Mehek, age 11, Mumbai, India

What is a frog’s favourite drink ?

‘Croak’-a-cola!

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