Frog Jokes

From Max, age 6, Tennesee,Knoxville

Frog parking here…

All others will be toad!

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From Shay, age 10, New Jersey

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog; it croaks every day!

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From Marissa, age 9, NJ

What is a frog’s favorite dance?

HIP-HOP!

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From Caroline, age 11, India

WHY DID THE FROG SAY ‘MEOW’?

BECAUSE HE WAS LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!!

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From Sofia & Godali, age 8

Why did the frog go to school?

So he could learn his alpha-ribbit?

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From Trin Trin , age 10, Florida

What did the frog order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal with some french flies and a croak!

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