Frog Jokes

From Aarnav, 9 years old, India

What do you say when 10 frogs are one above other?

It’s the leaning tower of frogs!

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From Stephanie, 12 years old, United States

What is a frog’s favorite food?

Ribbbbb-eye!

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From Sophie Sawyer, 9 years old, UK

What did the frog order from McDonalds?

French Flies and Diet Croak!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

What did the frog say when he returned his library books?

Read it ! Read it ! Read it !

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From Michelle, 14 years old, Paris

What did the toad say when he had to ride the bus?

I have to ride the bus because my car got toad.

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From Madison, 6 years old, Tennessee, USA

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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