Frog Jokes

From Latina, age 9, Batangas, Philippines

What do French frogs eat at restaurants?

French flies!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them!

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From Ashlyn , age 4, France

What did the frog say when she laid a square egg?

OUCH!

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From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)

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From Go, 3 years old, Hg lang

What do you call a happy frog?

Hoppy!

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From Tyler G, age 11, USA Iowa

What is green and red and goes 175mph?

A frog in a blender!

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