Frog Jokes

From Nicky, age 7, Australia

What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola!

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From Taytay, age 16, Wisconsin, United States

What is a frog’s favorite word?

TOADALLY!

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From Sydnee, age 13, Shropshire

Freddy the Frog went to a fancy resturant; what did he order?

French flies!

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From Sydnee, age 13, Shropshire

What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola!

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From RaeAnn, age 11, Oklahoma, U.S.A.

What happens to frogs who are illegally parked?

They get “toad” away!

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From Hayley, age 11, Gonzales,Louisiana

What did the frog have to drink?

A Croak-A-Cola!!

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