Frog Jokes

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?

A frog in a purple dress!

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From Leslie, age 9, Kalamazoo, Michigan USA

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?

A hoppy meal.

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From Dana, age 10, Denver, Colorado

What is a frog’s favorite music?

Hip hop!

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From Jen, age 9, Sunnydale, CA

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog! It croaks every night!

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From Laney, 17 years old, U.S

What do frogs order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal!

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From Adelaide, age 6, Toronto, Canada

What did the frog say when she wanted to go somewhere?

Let’s hop to it!

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