Food Jokes

From Sharika, age 11, Austin,TX

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?

LET US IN!

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From Tanay, age 10, INDIA

Waiter:”Would you like your coffee black?”

Customer:”What other colors do you have?”

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From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

What did the fortune teller say to the cake?

You have a bad, but tasty future!

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From Sneazel, age 9, Kansas

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing; bananas don’t talk!

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From Kate, age 9, Pakistan, Islamabad

What happens when someone steps on a grape?

It gives a little wine!

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From Talana, age 10, Hillsboro, TX

Why did the dog jump in the fire?

So it could be a hot dog!

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