Food Jokes

From Mandy, age 6, LAS VEGAS NEVADA

Two pretzels are walking down the street ……

and one gets asalted!

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From Rebecca, age 11, USA,HAWAII

Hey, do you want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind; it’s too cheesy.

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From Sierra, age 13, USA

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!

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From Nicole, age 17, England

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me?

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From Lola, age 10, London, England

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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From Cameron, age 11

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi?

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