Food Jokes

From Maya, age 6, Dubai

What do you call a lazy french fry?

A couch potato!

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From Maya, age 6, Dubai

What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?

A baked patato!

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From Jadeypoo, age 11, Falmouth, England

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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From Abdul K, age 12, Cape Town, South Africa

What did baby corn say to mama corn?

Where’s popcorn?

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From Jim, age 6, Philippines

Is chicken soup good for your health?

Not if you are a chicken!

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From Kimo, age 8, England

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn’t peeling well!

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