Food Jokes

From Katharina, age 11, Paris, London

What did the grape do when you stepped on it?

It gave out a little wine!

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From EK, age 9, hawwii

What is the only kind of edible key?

A cookie!

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From Summer D, age 11, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

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From Sophie H., age 9, Omaha,Nebraska

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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From Laeonne, age 10, Wichita, Kansas

Why did the lettuce turn red?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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From Lauren, age 10, Wales

What do you call a dog by the fire?

Hot dog!

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