Why did the lettuce turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Laeonne, age 10, Wichita, Kansas
Why did the lettuce turn red?
From Lauren, age 10, Wales
What do you call a dog by the fire?
From Bryce, age 12, South Carolina, USA
Did I ever tell you the pizza joke?
From Maya, age 6, Dubai
What do you call beef that doesn’t taste good?
From Maya, age 6, Dubai
What do you call a lazy french fry?
From Maya, age 6, Dubai
What do you call a french fry with a bad sunburn?
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