What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m a weiner!!!
Food Jokes
Why does a banana need sunscreen?
Because it peels!
Why did the orange car stop rolling?
It was out of juice!
Why can’t you make eggs laugh?
Because they might crack up!
What do Santa’s Elves use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars!
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
If you weren’t so fresh we wouldn’t be in this jam!
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