Food Jokes

From Crissie, 9 years old, USA,CA

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?

“Close the door; I’m dressing!

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From Ry, age 12

Did you hear about the mushroom that moved in next door?

Yeah. I heard he was a fun guy!

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From Andrew, 9 years old, USA

Why did the dog stay away from the grill?

He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!

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From Larry, 8 years old, Garland

What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their soup?

Firecrakers!

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From Ibrahim, 8 years old, Maryland

Why did the troll step on two banana peels?

He wanted a pair of slippers!

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From M.O., 11 years old, Ohio

What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?

I’M THE WIENER!

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