Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!
Food Jokes
Why was the little strawberry so sad?
Because her mom was in a jam!
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
I’m a serial killer…
I stepped on a cornflake!
How do you get a fat man out of bed?
Piece a cake.
So a little boy was in the library and asked the librarian, “Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?” and the librarian said, “Little boy, this is a library.” What did the little boy say back?
(in a whisper)I’m sorry. Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?
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