Food Jokes

From Allyyssaaa, 10 years old, Kentucky, Bowling Green

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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From Grace E.N., 7 years old, Wilmington

What do you call beer on your chin?

A beered!

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From Davina, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

Why couldn’t the orange make it up the hill?

Because he ran out of juice!

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From Hekela, 10 years old, Rochester

Why was the little strawberry so sad?

Because her mom was in a jam!

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From DANNY, 10 years old, California, North America

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because it wasn’t peeling well

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From Dani, 10 years old, United States

I’m a serial killer…

I stepped on a cornflake!

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