Food Jokes

From Angeli T, 12 years old, Philadelphia, PA

What did the cheeseburger name
its daughter?

Patty!

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From Vilencia, 11 years old, Chicago, Il

Knock knock, Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?

Ketchup and I”ll tell you!

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From Indie, 9 years old, Albany, GA

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Raisin.
Raisin who?

Raisin the roof!

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From Dominique, 11 years old, South Africa

What are the two things that you can’t eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

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From Kimmy, 10 years old, New York

What day of the week do fries hate?

Fry-day!

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From Krystalynn, 11 years old, Chesapeake, Virginia

What’s the square root of pie?

Cupcake!

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