Food Jokes

From Austin, 9 years old, Ohio

What did the pasta say to his mom?

Pasta salt and pepper please!

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From Adrian, 11 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted bigger buns!

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From isabella, 3 years old,

How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

With cookie sheets!

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From Keasha, 11 years old, North Carolina

What tables do you do not have to learn?

Dinner tables!

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From Kyra , 10 years old, NY

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet DILL!

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From Sophie, 8 years old, Virginia

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon!

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