Food Jokes

From Addy, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A

What city has lots of sacks of Mentos?

Sack-ra-mento!

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From Amber, 17 years old, Arizona

What did the coach say to tomato when it was in last place?

Ketchup!

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From Austin, 9 years old, Ohio

What did the pasta say to his mom?

Pasta salt and pepper please!

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From Adrian, 11 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted bigger buns!

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From isabella, 3 years old,

How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

With cookie sheets!

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From Keasha, 11 years old, North Carolina

What tables do you do not have to learn?

Dinner tables!

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