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Food Jokes

From Sophie Lowes, 10 years old, England

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Every body can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!
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From VIKKI, 8 years old, LAS VEGAS NEVADA

WHY CAN’T YOU TELL AN EGG A JOKE?

IT WILL CRACK UP!
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From Sam, 11 years old, Washington

What do you call a hot dog in a bun?

An in betweenie weenie!
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From Laurino, 13 years old, Phoenix

What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?

Cheerios!
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From Addy, 8 years old, L.A.,C.A

What city has lots of sacks of Mentos?

Sack-ra-mento!
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From Amber, 17 years old, Arizona

What did the coach say to tomato when it was in last place?

Ketchup!
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