Food Jokes

From Ona Lamaj, 11 years old, Niles,Illinois,United States of America

What’s a piece of corn’s favorite part of a room?

The CORNer!

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From Dave, a grownup, Vancouver, BC, Canada

Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

They were 2 shellfish!

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From Allysa, 10 years old, Houston, TX

Why did the banana cross the road?

To be a banana split!

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From Eli, 11 years old,

Two potatoes were walking down the street.

One was a-salted!

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, Spencerport, NY

Which restaurant loves princesses?

Taco BELLE!

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From Reina, 7 years old, Mathis,TX

WHY DO BANANAS WEAR SUNSCREEN?

BECAUSE THEY PEEL!

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