Food Jokes

From Allysa, 10 years old, Houston, TX

Why did the banana cross the road?

To be a banana split!

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From Eli, 11 years old,

Two potatoes were walking down the street.

One was a-salted!

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, Spencerport, NY

Which restaurant loves princesses?

Taco BELLE!

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From Reina, 7 years old, Mathis,TX

WHY DO BANANAS WEAR SUNSCREEN?

BECAUSE THEY PEEL!

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From Abdul Hakim, 10 years old, USA

What is orange and sounds like parrot?

A carrot!

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From Matea, 12 years old, USA

What day does a hamburger hate the most?

Fry day!

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