What do you call a nut that has to pee?
Peenut!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Adela, age 9, USA
What do you call a nut that has to pee?
From Courtland, age 9, US
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
From Jaelene, 6 years old, Canada
Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
From Morgan, 14 years old, UT
What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?
From Calla, age 8, St. Petersburg Florida
When is a window good to eat?
From Zuhayer, 7 years old, Bangladesh
What do calendars eat?

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