Where did the meat go for a date?
The Meat Ball!
Food Jokes
A lady goes to a fast food restaurant and pulls up to the drive thru. The cashier informs her about a special that they’re having. “You can get the shakes for $1.99!” She pulls up to the food window and hands him $2.00 and asks, “Ready?”. She then begins to shake rapidly. “Why are you shaking ma’am?” The cashier asks.
“Because,” she replies, “I’m getting the shakes for $1.99! And for the extra penny, I’ll even throw in a twitch!”
What’s a banana’s favorite sport?
Track and peeled (track and field)!
What is a gummy bear?
A toothless bear!
What did the fast potato say to the slow potato?
Can’t you just ketchup?
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?
Asparagus!
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