What do you call eggs rolling on grass?
EGG ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!
Food Jokes
Why did the man throw his butter in the air?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?
Leeks (leaks)
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?
An astro-nut!
What do call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese:)
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