How does Lady GaGa like her meat?
Raw raw ra-a-a-ah
Food Jokes
What do you call eggs rolling on grass?
EGG ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the man throw his butter in the air?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?
Leeks (leaks)
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
What do call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese:)
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