Food Jokes

From Dahlia, 6 years old, California

What did one bottle of wine say to the other?

Stop WINE-ing!

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From Jasen Line, 10 years old, Paso Robles, California

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side!

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From Sadie S.E., 9 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Why are cooks so mean?

Because they beat the eggs, and they whip the cream!!!

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From Arnel Besic, 10 years old, Salt Lake City, Utah

What did the noodle say to the butter?

Don’t try to butter me up!

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From Hank, 12 years old, Oxford Massachusetts

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted better buns!

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From Jay, 11 years old, California, US

How does Lady GaGa like her meat?

Raw raw ra-a-a-ah

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