Why are chefs mean?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Food Jokes
What type of food goes on forever?
Pi(e)!
What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?
There’s a leek in the boat!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.
He turned off the light and ate the third one.
Why wouldn’t the lettuce let the pickle see him?
Because he was getting dressed!
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