What did the carrot say when he was rowing a boat?
There’s a leek in the boat!
Food Jokes
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
A man had three apples. He began to eat the first one. he found a worm inside. He began to eat the second one. He found a worm inside.
He turned off the light and ate the third one.
Why wouldn’t the lettuce let the pickle see him?
Because he was getting dressed!
What did one bottle of wine say to the other?
Stop WINE-ing!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side!
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