Food Jokes

From Lee, 3 years old,

What is the tastiest tower in the world?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Why did the bacon laugh???

The egg cracked a yolk!!!!!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Where does spaghetti go to dance?

The meat-ball!

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From Justin Bieber, a grownup, Los Angeles

What is an egg’s favorite thing to do?

Kare-Yolk-ee!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What does it mean when a cupcake is ugly?

Muffin really!!!

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From Jerry Russo, a grownup, Saugus, MA

What is the official drink of Prince George, son of Kate & William?

Royal Crown Cola!

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