Food Jokes

From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Where is a fly’s favorite place to take a girl to eat at?

TGI Flydays!!!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the baseball coach say to the cake?

Batter up!

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From Brian, 10 years old, New Jersey

Why did the boy throw out the butter?

To see a butterfly!

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From Zaiba, 9 years old, South Africa, JHB

Want to hear the butter joke?

Nah, you’ll SPREAD it!

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From Ava K., 10 years old, Singapore

Why do dummies hate to make chocolate chip cookies?

Because it takes too long to peel the M&Ms!

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From Madison Vick, 9 years old, Mississippi

Why should bananas wear sun screen?

Because they PEEL!

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