Food Jokes

From Justin Bieber, a grownup, Los Angeles

What is an egg’s favorite thing to do?

Kare-Yolk-ee!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What does it mean when a cupcake is ugly?

Muffin really!!!

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From Jerry Russo, a grownup, Saugus, MA

What is the official drink of Prince George, son of Kate & William?

Royal Crown Cola!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What is one kind of snack that will always surprise you?

A pop tart!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What is the President’s favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli!!!!!! (broccoli!)

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

Where is a fly’s favorite place to take a girl to eat at?

TGI Flydays!!!

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