Food Jokes

From Eph, 3 years old,

Mother: Jimmy, did you eat all the bananas?
Jimmy: Yes.
Mother: Jimmy, how could you?!

Jimmy: With my mouth!

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From Andrew, 9 years old, Grand Prairie, Texas, USA

Why did the kid put candy on his bed?

To have a dream about Candy Land!

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From Bob, 10 years old, Malvern, Ohio

Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?

Because it would crack up!

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From Isayes, 11 years old, Roseville

What are a cheater’s favorite chips?

Cheetos!

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From Brian, 3 years old,

What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?

Vegetables!

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From Razberry, 3 years old, Chicago

What did the pizza say about the mozzarella’s joke?

That was cheesy!

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