Why was the strawberry late for work?
Food Jokes
It was in a traffic jam!
What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
Lemon-aid!
Mother: Jimmy, did you eat all the bananas?
Jimmy: Yes.
Mother: Jimmy, how could you?!
Jimmy: With my mouth!
Why did the kid put candy on his bed?
To have a dream about Candy Land!
Why can’t you tell a joke to an egg?
Because it would crack up!
What are a cheater’s favorite chips?
Cheetos!
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