Food Jokes

From Makayla Davis, 10 years old, Paris

What do eggs do for fun?

Carry yolkey!!

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From Daija, 8 years old

What is a hamburger’s girlfriend?

A chicken patty.

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From Cassie, 10 years old, New York

Why was the strawberry late for work?

It was in a traffic jam!

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From Isabella, 9 years old, Oregon

What do you give a lemon when it is sick?

Lemon-aid!

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From Eph, 3 years old,

Mother: Jimmy, did you eat all the bananas?
Jimmy: Yes.
Mother: Jimmy, how could you?!

Jimmy: With my mouth!

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From Andrew, 9 years old, Grand Prairie, Texas, USA

Why did the kid put candy on his bed?

To have a dream about Candy Land!

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