Food Jokes

From Alli, age 12, Georgia

In gymnastics why did they pour soda all over the floor?

Because it is a soft drink AND they wanted to stick their landings!

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From Natalie Resy, 13 years old, Paris, France

What did the one lollipop say to the other lollipop?

I really hope you stick around!

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From Miriam, age 10, United States

How do you get to a man’s stomach?

Through his esophagus!

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From Chase, 9 years old, Texas

Why did the man go to France?

To get a french fry!

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From PRAGATI, 9 years old, INDIA

Which type of jam can you not eat?

Traffic jam!

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From Aspen, 11 years old, USA UTAH

What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?

My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!

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