There are 2 muffins in an oven.
One muffin says, “Man, it’s hot in here.”
What does the other muffin say?
“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”
Food Jokes
What did the salad say to the fridge?
Don’t look, I’m dressing!
What does bread say when its son is in big trouble?
You are some burnt toast, son!!!!
There are two tomatoes in a fridge.
One says: It’s sooo cold!
What does the other one say?
OMG! A talking tomato!
What do you call a snowman eating cake?
Frosting snowman!
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?
At jam sessions!
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