What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?
A sports car!
Food Jokes
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?
The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!
What did one vegetarian say to the other?
Lettuce eat!
Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades??
He burped 7 Up!!!
Where do burgers sleep?
In a bread room.
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