Food Jokes

From Matteo Guerrero, 10 years old, Lake Staion, Indiana, USA

What do you get when you eat onions and beans?

Tear gas!

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From Ajit, 14 years old, Texas

What kind of pea stalks you?

A black eyed pea!

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From Brooklynn, 9 years old, United states

What is a boxer’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

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From Niki, 7 years old, Sanford, FL

How do you make a hotdog stand?

Take away its chair!

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From Joshua, 11 years old

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and tomato?

The lettuce was a head and the tomato had to ketchup!

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From Amanda , 8 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

What did the pop tart say??

OK, OK, I’m up!!!

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