Food Jokes

From Luke, 10 years old, New Zealand

How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!

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From Amy, 10 years old, California

What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?

A sports car!

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From Leandra, 11 years old, Sydney

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

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From Armia, 11 years old, Winnipeg, Manitoba

What do you get when you stack a bunch of pizzas?

The Leaning Tower of Pizzas!

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From Sambo, 13 years old, Memphis, TN

What did one vegetarian say to the other?

Lettuce eat!

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From Bob, 10 years old, Kent, England

Did you hear about the kid who drank 8 lemonades??

He burped 7 Up!!!

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