Food Jokes

From D-money, 13 years old, Boston, MA

What did the cherry say to the other cherry?

If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

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From Shimp, 3 years old

What type of shirt can you drink?

A tea shirt!

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From Pragya, 8 years old, Illinois

Why couldn’t you eat the pear?

Because it was a pair of socks!

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From Griffmaster, 11 years old, Wales

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran outta juice!

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From Alex, 13 years old, Africa

Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!

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