Food Jokes

From Griffmaster, 11 years old, Wales

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because he ran outta juice!

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From Alex, 13 years old, Africa

Why did the tomato blush?

He saw the salad dressing.

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From Azelia, 9 years old, U.S.A

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!

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From Luke, 10 years old, New Zealand

How do monkeys make toast?

Put it under a gorilla (grill)!

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From Amy, 10 years old, California

What do you get if you have 1345 peaches and you sell them each for ten dollars?

A sports car!

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From Leandra, 11 years old, Sydney

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

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