Food Jokes

From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business.

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From Layal Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You’ll rise and shine!

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From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What did the lettuce say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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From Christian, 9 years old, Maryland

What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!

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From Alexander Hose, 10 years old, Reno, NV

Why are mushrooms always happy?

Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)

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From Trinity Triplett, 9 years old, California

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

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