What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Food Jokes
What did the pea say to the other pea?
Nice to pea-t you!
Why are mushrooms always happy?
Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
What is the worst kind of vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek!
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