Food Jokes

From R. E. Turner, 14 years old, California

What did the hot dog say when he was losing the race?

I relish to ketchup with all I can mustard!

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From Snethen Nicole, 7 years old, CA

What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-late

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From Tereee, 3 years old

What is an idiot’s favorite candy?

Dum Dum suckers!

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From Ali G, 5 years old

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nah. It would be too cheesy!

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From Lilian, 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

What’s the worst thing you can eat at the cafeteria?

The food!

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From Laruu, 13 years old, America

Why did the banana got to the doctor?

He wasn’t “peeling” well!

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