What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?
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From Bella, 8 years old, Santa Cruz, California
What do you call a vegetable that fights a lot?
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What was the activities that dazzled the other bananas at gymnastics?
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Why is a tomato red?
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What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?
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Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!
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