Food Jokes

From Leland, 11 years old, California

Why is a tomato red?

He saw a salad dressing!

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From Trees, 3 years old

What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?

Your brr-eakfast!

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From Caleb Grainger, 12 years old, Nelson, New Zealand

Waiter there’s a fly in my soup!

Don’t worry sir the spider in your salad will eat it!

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From Slim-Wady, 11 years old, Earth

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From Jolene, 9 years old, Hawaii

What do you call an egg that’s moving?

An egg roll!

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From Nataly, 12 years old, California

What are twins favorite fruit?

Pears!

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