Food Jokes

From Blue, 3 years old

What do you get when you plant tears?

BLUEberries!

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From RJ, 11 years old, Maryland

What do you serve but never eat?

A tennis ball!

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From Tia, 10 years old, Illinois

Why did the banana go to the doctors office?

He had a splitting headache!

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From Larry, 13 years old, Canada

What kind of food do race car drivers prefer?

Fast food!

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From Anna, 10 years old, Michigan

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because his parents were in a jam!

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From Kyle, 11 years old, West Chicago, IL

What number is a food?

Pi! (Pie)

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