Food Jokes

From Abby, 16 years old, New Jersey

What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

Catsup! (Catch up!)

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From Sharon Anderberg, a grownup, San Diego, CA

Why were the two baby cookies crying?

Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!

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From Ayana, 9 years old, Dubai

What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?

Nice to MEAT you!

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From Megan Simeon, 9 years old, England

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

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From Ronald, 11 years old, Upper Marlboro, Maryland

What type of candy can time travel?

Now and Later!

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From Blue, 3 years old

What do you get when you plant tears?

BLUEberries!

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