Food Jokes

From Ayana, 9 years old, Dubai

What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?

Nice to MEAT you!

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From Megan Simeon, 9 years old, England

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

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From Ronald, 11 years old, Upper Marlboro, Maryland

What type of candy can time travel?

Now and Later!

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From Blue, 3 years old

What do you get when you plant tears?

BLUEberries!

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From RJ, 11 years old, Maryland

What do you serve but never eat?

A tennis ball!

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From Tia, 10 years old, Illinois

Why did the banana go to the doctors office?

He had a splitting headache!

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