Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
Food Jokes
What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?
Pizza Shut.
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y!
What types of candy goes to school?
Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Catsup! (Catch up!)
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 55
- 56
- 57
- 58
- 59
- …
- 136
- Next Page »
