Why did the mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi! (A fun guy!)
Food Jokes
What did the mummy have for lunch?
A wrap!
Want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind! It’s too cheesy!
Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
I’d better not tell you! It might spread!
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
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