Food Jokes

From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?

Pizza Shut.

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?

“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you spell candy with only two letters?

C and Y!

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From Alexandra, 12 years old, Hong Kong

What types of candy goes to school?

Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!

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From Abby, 16 years old, New Jersey

What did the tomato say to the other tomato?

Catsup! (Catch up!)

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From Sharon Anderberg, a grownup, San Diego, CA

Why were the two baby cookies crying?

Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!

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