Food Jokes

From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?

Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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From Ella, 7 years old, Brighouse

What pie can fly?

A magpie!

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From Tug, 8 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Did the hot dog win the race?

No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!

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From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?

Pizza Shut.

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?

“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you spell candy with only two letters?

C and Y!

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