Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
Food Jokes
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!
What do you call jam that flies?
A Jelly-copter!
Yo mama is so stupid…
She worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!
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