What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Food Jokes
What did the woman say when she found her Swiss cheese was gone?
“That’s Swiss-picious.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor.
Because he was feeling crummy
Why does the chef like spaghetti?
Because there are endless pastabilities!
What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?
Come on, ketchup or you’ll lose the race!
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