Food Jokes

From Jenna, age 6, Buena Park, California

What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?

I think I am burning up in here!

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From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What is a shark’s favorite food?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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From Tecumseh, 7 years old, Richmond, Virginia

What’s a duck’s favorite food?

A box of quackers!

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From Laila, 10 years old, Southam, Warwickshire, UK

What’s the difference between an onion and homework?

No one cries when you cut homework!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do frogs eat for lunch in France?

French flies!

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From Zachary, age 9, Wimbledon, England

Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!

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