Food Jokes

From Potato Lovah, 10 years old

When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?

When it’s a French fry!

Please wait...

From Elias Kradel, 11 years old, USA

Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?

Because, he was a cereal killer!

Please wait...

From Rudy Bear, 3 years old, Mexico

How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!

Please wait...

From Malik , 6 years old, Beirut, Lebanon

What do you call jam that flies?

A Jelly-copter!

Please wait...

From Arona Kgositsile, 9 years old, Botswana, Africa

Yo mama is so stupid…

She worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!

Please wait...

From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

What do you call the fastest Mexican food?

The burrito torpedo!

Please wait...