Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
Food Jokes
What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!
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