What did the mummy have for lunch?
A wrap!
Food Jokes
Want to hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind! It’s too cheesy!
Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
I’d better not tell you! It might spread!
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
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