Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Aurora, 10 years old, Alberta, Canada
Why was the cookie sad?
From Matthew, 6 years old, Western New York
Where do hamburgers dance?
From Tyler, 9 years old, Henderson, NV, USA
Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
From Blanche, 9 years old, Utah
Why did the mushroom get invited to so many parties?
From Taylor, 3 years old
What did the orange say to the banana?
From Karen, 15 years old, Connecticut
What did the mummy have for lunch?
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