Food Jokes

From Lou, age 9, Berkshire, England

What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?

A pair of slippers!

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From MiKayla, age 10, Cairo,Georgia

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A porkchop!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do ghosts eat?

SPOOK-hetti!

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From Riri, 9 years old, Misawa,Japan

Why didn’t the banana go to school?

Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!

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From Samantha Grace, 12 years old, NM

Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?

Everyone was a goblin!

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From Makinzie, 5 years old, Livermore, California

What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?

The twist!

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