Food Jokes

From Zachary, age 9, Wimbledon, England

Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!

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From Laila, 10 years old, Southam, Warwickshire, UK

What happened to the robber who robbed a bakery?

He got caught BREAD handed!

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From Lou, age 9, Berkshire, England

What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?

A pair of slippers!

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From MiKayla, age 10, Cairo,Georgia

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A porkchop!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do ghosts eat?

SPOOK-hetti!

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From Riri, 9 years old, Misawa,Japan

Why didn’t the banana go to school?

Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!

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