How do you make a hot dog stand?
By taking away its chair!
Food Jokes
What’s a female name for a cheeseburger?
Patty
What is a sea monster’s favorite food?
Fish and ships!
Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
The carton said to shake well before drinking!
Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?
He needed spare ribs!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?
Because he stepped on a cornflake!
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