Food Jokes

From Robert Kovac, 7 years old, Australia

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,

what is baby oil made of?

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

How do you make a hot dog stand?

By taking away its chair!

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From Chelsea, a reader, North Carolina, USA

What’s a female name for a cheeseburger?

Patty

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From Alex L., 13 years old

What is a sea monster’s favorite food?

Fish and ships!

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From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?

The carton said to shake well before drinking!

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From Pickle, 10 years old, Clarkston, MI

Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?

He needed spare ribs!

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