Why do monkeys like bananas?
They find them a-peeling!
Food Jokes
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
What does Bobby have if he has 6 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other?.
Big, big hands!
Once there were two tacos, and one of them was sad. The other taco said “What’s the matter?”.
“I don’t want to taco ’bout it.”`
What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?
We are too young, we can’t elope!
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
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