Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Because their mama was in a jam.
Food Jokes
There`s a batch of muffins in the oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ” Dude, it`s really hot in here!”
The other muffin takes a moment and says “Ahhhhh, a talking muffin!”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it was out of juice!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
He wanted to beef up.
Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Chicken Surprise.
But I don’t see any chicken!
That’s the surprise!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
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