How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
Food Jokes
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used their noodle!
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli
What food does a traffic policeman hate most?
Jam!
What did the Momma Tomato tell the Baby Tomato who was walking too slow?
Ketchup!
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