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Food Jokes

From Lighnting9, age 9, Hattiesburg, MS

What did the apple say to the orange when he was sick?

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Take a peel and just chill!
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From Brayden, 11 years old, USA

What fish tastes best with peanut butter?

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Jellyfish!

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From Nikki, 10 years old, USA

What type of candy can wrap?????

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A M and M!
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From Carson Stell, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

Which nut sneezes a lot?

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A Cashew!
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From Bella, age 9, Indiana, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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A gummy bear!
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From Raquel, 9 years old, Canada

What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?

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Nice buns!
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