Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Ricky, age 16, Victoria, Australia
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
From Noah, age 6, New Jersey
What is green and comes on a bun?
From Makena, age 9, Canada
What did the sushi say to the bee?
From Mary, age 7, England
What do you get when you eat ice cream in the sun?
From Shano, 10 years old, Islamabad, Pakistan
Why did the tomato turn red???
From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana
A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
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