Food Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?

There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!

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From Jessica, age 13, Vidalia ,Georgia

A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?

Odds in flavor!

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From Lizzie, age 11, New Jersey

What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?

Loafers!

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From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the ranch dressing!

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From Jade, age 9, Kentucky

What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?

Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)

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From Mao, age 4, Ohio

What do you call a cold meal?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!

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