Food Jokes

From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?

It might crack!

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From Jessica M., age 13, USA

What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?

Patty!

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From Eliza H, age 10, South Bend, Indiana

A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?

A DROP-sicle!

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From Umar, 10 years old, England

Why are cooks cruel?

Because they whip cream and beat eggs!

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From Tristen Shepherd, 9 years old, Temecula, California

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice.

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From Gem, a reader, Brixham, Devon

What is yellow and very dangerous?

Shark infested custard!

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