What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
Food Jokes
A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?
A DROP-sicle!
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
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