Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butterfly!
Food Jokes
What did the egg say to the farmer?
I’m too young to fry!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
What cookie makes you rich?
A fortune cookie!
Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?
He had to catch up!
Why is a ceiling that has a hole in it like a vegetable junkie?
Because they both have leek/leaks!
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