Why do the French eat snails?
They do not like fast-food.
Food Jokes
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: It’s nacho cheese.
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Why did the cook get arrested?
Because it got caught beating an egg!
How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?
There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
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