What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Food Jokes
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?
Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
What do you call a cold meal?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
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