Food Jokes

From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the ranch dressing!

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From Jade, age 9, Kentucky

What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?

Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)

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From Mao, age 4, Ohio

What do you call a cold meal?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!

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From Willow, 7 years old, Canada

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!

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From 7-em, 15 years old, Arizona

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!

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From Luke C., age 9, USA

What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?

A sandwitch!!

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