Food Jokes

From 7-em, 15 years old, Arizona

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!

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From Luke C., age 9, USA

What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?

A sandwitch!!

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From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas

What do you get when you eat onions and beans?

Tear gas!

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From Noah Bartos, 13 years old, Lancaster, NY

“I’m going bananas!” …

That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.

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From kitkatb, age 9, albany,ny

What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator?

Don’t look I’m dressing!

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From Christian, age 12, USA, Michigan

What’s the difference between cut beef and pea soup?

Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup!

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