Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Food Jokes
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?
Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
What do you call a cold meal?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
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