Food Jokes

From Mae, 12 years old, Michigan

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

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From Shaz, age 8, Newry, Ireland

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

I’m stuck on you!

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From Eden A. Larson, 10 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?

A soccer team eating potato chips.

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Jessicca Adams, 8 years old, Nutbush, Tennessee

What do eggs do for fun?

Crack jokes!

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From Rebecca, age 14, North America

What did the orange say to the other orange?

You’re looking clemenfine!

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